So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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