I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
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go home
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
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She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
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If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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