There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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