Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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