I bet he comes in French.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
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I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
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Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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