11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
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