There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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