Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
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last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
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I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
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