Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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