my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
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dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
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I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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