I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
wat bout pragnant strippers??
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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