the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
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We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
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She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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