I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
True strength comes from lack of pants
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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