Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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