i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
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Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
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This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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