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I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
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She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
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Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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