Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
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Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
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Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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