I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
im having a threesome with these popsicles
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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