its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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