Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
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God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
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He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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