But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
i out mim tonsoeep
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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