We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
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3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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