I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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