so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
i am craving dick and cupcakes
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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