OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
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can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
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You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
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