if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
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