All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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