So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
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