I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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