we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
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