ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
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i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
We don't watch enough power rangers
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No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
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