i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
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