dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
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Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
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If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
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