just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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