I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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