I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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