rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
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