8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Houston, we have a squirter
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Randomize
