i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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