If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
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