Why are handjobs necessary in class?
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
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i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
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lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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