so let's talk penis.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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