Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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