the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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