your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
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if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
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You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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