i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
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