Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
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i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
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I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
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He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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