I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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