So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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