dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
i was born a porn star she said
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.