They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
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This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
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I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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