wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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