no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
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You can't call dibs 8 years later.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
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I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
;)
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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