Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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