I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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