i was born a porn star she said
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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