i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
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